[Disclaimer and Parental Notice: This episode contains scenes of gore, violence and the massacre of potatoes and has been rated GS-13. If you lack a sense of humor or are easily offended by scenes of potato decapitation this episode is not for you please do not read!]
Welcome back to another trowel-gripping soil-turning adventure packed episode of Lost In the Farmer’s Market! In our last episode the Tomato mafia was planning its takeover of the growing tray while the Dino Kale and herbs had immigrated to the cold frame. In today’s episode titled “Interview with the Aardappel” we take a close look at a red headed stepchild cousin of the more famous tomato mafia! Stay tuned folks it’s going to be real good. But before we start, a fellow farmer’s market vendor got the Order of the long leaf pine award recently and here are some photos from Tuesdays ceremony.
|So there's Greg accepting the award he had no idea he was going to get.|
Me: Ok potatoes group photograph!
Me: Alright how about a close up Mr. Potato?
Mr Potato: Wooo just make sure to get the good side of my eyes!
Me: Ok now to the next step…
Mr Potato: Hey….what are you doing with that? NOOOOOOO! *Dieing gargle!*
Other potatoes: OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY THE BASTARD!
Mr Potato: *twitches and flails headlessly*Me: Yup...haters gonna hate!
Me: hmm let’s check on the others. *Opens container*
Me: Well, mission accomplished!
|They're small now but once the weather stays warm they'll take off.|